July 29, 2014   4,193,705 notes
queenofgarglingglass:

asexy13yearold:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

this does work… no joke

The last time I reblogged this I wish for a job. I now work 58 hours a week, 6 days a week. 

queenofgarglingglass:

asexy13yearold:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

this does work… no joke

The last time I reblogged this I wish for a job. I now work 58 hours a week, 6 days a week. 

(via wastedyouth-lostsouls)

July 27, 2014   123,225 notes

bitchassluke:

thebakerstreetboyz:

cumformecalum:

YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, IT USED TO BE MY SHIT BACK IN ‘08 

OH MY GOD FLASHBACK

why the fuck is this still getting notes 

(Source: hemmolysis, via clannyphantom)

July 20, 2014   244,203 notes

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via g-iggle)

July 17, 2014   35,663 notes
unattarctive:

abductinqs:

nash-grier:

Throwback to LA with Cam

you didn’t have to censor your dick we wouldn’t be able to find it anyway

i think they censored the wrong dick

unattarctive:

abductinqs:

nash-grier:

Throwback to LA with Cam

you didn’t have to censor your dick we wouldn’t be able to find it anyway

i think they censored the wrong dick

(via thesovietonion)

July 14, 2014   347,597 notes

jellybeez:

siderealsandman:

castielscheesecake:

ay-dougie:

voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"

"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."

image

(via onlylolgifs)

July 13, 2014   498,124 notes
eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana


OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

(Source: theoreticaldolphin, via sex)

July 7, 2014   13,132 notes

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July 7, 2014   245,315 notes
lordpikachufarquad:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

lordpikachufarquad:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

July 7, 2014   1,059,571 notes
ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

(via humoristics)

July 6, 2014   500,599 notes

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

image

seems legit

image

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Source: blowjcb, via thefuuuucomics)

June 26, 2014   1,110,608 notes

girls on their periods

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June 26, 2014   62,990 notes
lion:

a—perfectly-good-heart:

penis-hilton:

lion:



AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THE ONE WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE WAS MORE EXPENSIVE BUT THEN REALITY SLAPPED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE OH LORD LET US PRAY

i don’t fucking care about your opinions. you ugly black people should be happy to even be on a cover like this so stop complaining

"ugly black people"… when you lookin like a dollar store version of iggy azalea with drake eyebrows

lion:

a—perfectly-good-heart:

penis-hilton:

lion:

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THE ONE WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE WAS MORE EXPENSIVE BUT THEN REALITY SLAPPED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE OH LORD LET US PRAY

i don’t fucking care about your opinions. you ugly black people should be happy to even be on a cover like this so stop complaining

"ugly black people"… when you lookin like a dollar store version of iggy azalea with drake eyebrows

(via rhydonmyhardon)

June 26, 2014   79,517 notes

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June 25, 2014   1,028,599 notes
ashleyohyess:

forgott-en:

mylovefordrama:

holograph:

lilac-diam0nds:

all-there-is-is-fallings:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

^ that comment has really fucked me up

Mind fuck

Who needs meditation when you can trick your brain into thinking your dead?

woah

Weird…

ashleyohyess:

forgott-en:

mylovefordrama:

holograph:

lilac-diam0nds:

all-there-is-is-fallings:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

^ that comment has really fucked me up

Mind fuck

Who needs meditation when you can trick your brain into thinking your dead?

woah

Weird…

(via oh-okay-im-used-to-it-anyway)

June 25, 2014   61,137 notes

theawkwarddanishone:

slytherinwinchester37:

John Greens deleted cameo!

OMFG THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS

(via miss-hate-myself)