i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
Throwback to LA with Cam
you didn’t have to censor your dick we wouldn’t be able to find it anyway
i think they censored the wrong dick
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
Alcohol vs marijuana
OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT
I want you to go man!
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THE ONE WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE WAS MORE EXPENSIVE BUT THEN REALITY SLAPPED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE OH LORD LET US PRAY
i don’t fucking care about your opinions. you ugly black people should be happy to even be on a cover like this so stop complaining
"ugly black people"… when you lookin like a dollar store version of iggy azalea with drake eyebrows
If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
^ that comment has really fucked me up
Who needs meditation when you can trick your brain into thinking your dead?
John Greens deleted cameo!
OMFG THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS