July 20, 2014   224,039 notes

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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July 17, 2014   33,522 notes
unattarctive:

abductinqs:

nash-grier:

Throwback to LA with Cam

you didn’t have to censor your dick we wouldn’t be able to find it anyway

i think they censored the wrong dick

unattarctive:

abductinqs:

nash-grier:

Throwback to LA with Cam

you didn’t have to censor your dick we wouldn’t be able to find it anyway

i think they censored the wrong dick

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July 14, 2014   346,475 notes

jellybeez:

siderealsandman:

castielscheesecake:

ay-dougie:

voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"

"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."

image

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July 13, 2014   429,861 notes
eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana


OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

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July 7, 2014   12,867 notes

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July 7, 2014   235,130 notes
lordpikachufarquad:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

lordpikachufarquad:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

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July 7, 2014   1,058,732 notes
ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

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July 6, 2014   500,361 notes

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

image

seems legit

image

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

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June 26, 2014   1,103,302 notes

girls on their periods

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June 26, 2014   62,885 notes
lion:

a—perfectly-good-heart:

penis-hilton:

lion:



AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THE ONE WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE WAS MORE EXPENSIVE BUT THEN REALITY SLAPPED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE OH LORD LET US PRAY

i don’t fucking care about your opinions. you ugly black people should be happy to even be on a cover like this so stop complaining

"ugly black people"… when you lookin like a dollar store version of iggy azalea with drake eyebrows

lion:

a—perfectly-good-heart:

penis-hilton:

lion:

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THE ONE WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE WAS MORE EXPENSIVE BUT THEN REALITY SLAPPED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE OH LORD LET US PRAY

i don’t fucking care about your opinions. you ugly black people should be happy to even be on a cover like this so stop complaining

"ugly black people"… when you lookin like a dollar store version of iggy azalea with drake eyebrows

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June 26, 2014   79,490 notes

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June 25, 2014   1,028,100 notes
ashleyohyess:

forgott-en:

mylovefordrama:

holograph:

lilac-diam0nds:

all-there-is-is-fallings:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

^ that comment has really fucked me up

Mind fuck

Who needs meditation when you can trick your brain into thinking your dead?

woah

Weird…

ashleyohyess:

forgott-en:

mylovefordrama:

holograph:

lilac-diam0nds:

all-there-is-is-fallings:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

^ that comment has really fucked me up

Mind fuck

Who needs meditation when you can trick your brain into thinking your dead?

woah

Weird…

(via oh-okay-im-used-to-it-anyway)

June 25, 2014   61,060 notes

theawkwarddanishone:

slytherinwinchester37:

John Greens deleted cameo!

OMFG THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS

(via miss-hate-myself)

June 24, 2014   329,424 notes

stay-fresh-like-me:

This is trippy

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June 19, 2014   181,034 notes

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

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